Αμφιφυλόφιλος διαφυλετικός τρίδρομος και μωρό

Wow, babe. Lance is such a character. He's everything you told me and more. He's so much fun.

Yeah, he has done some crazy stuff. I can't believe he told you about how he used to swing with my parents back in the day.

So you said your dad and him aren't friends anymore? Why?

Well, my dad kind of lost it when he found out that I moved in with Lance during my freshman year in college.

But the dorm sucked and it was really cool being with an older guy. He taught me everything that I needed.