Μαυρισμένη τεράστια κωλάρα παίρνει το μεγάλο μαύρο πούτσο του γείτονά της

I've had it with boys. I've gone on like 10 dates in the last month and they always end up being such losers.

Still living with their parents, art school graduates, they don't drive so I have to pick them up? Like seriously?

All these hookup apps were beyond useless. I needed a change and I had an idea where to find it.

Ever since I moved in last year, my neighbor Jason, this really good looking player type guy, would hit on me whenever we bumped into each other.

You know this is going to happen right? You're going to come over for a drink.