Πρόθυμη ξανθιά βιδώνεται βαθιά στον κώλο από έναν μεγάλο πούτσο

Tom Bayliss, Bayside Daily.

No comment.

Come on, a trainee **** during some macho training incident and you have nothing to say?

How's that gonna look to the lifeguard department?

It can't look any worse than it already does.